Angie girl, let's talk...
For God's sake sister - suck that sh!t in!! We all have fat days (shut yo' mouf!), my friend, but this is just icky. How do you ever expect to keep your status as the nations #1 fat-lipped-husband-stealer sporting a big ol' paunch such as this, hmmm?? Riddle me that, you little tomb raider you. Why, it looks almost as if you were sporting a 'bun' in that little 'oven' of yours, geez...**psst...**
What's that?
I'm sorry... what's that you say?
**whisper whisper whisper...**
OH!!!! Well... congratulations, then!! Do carry on...
posted by The Megan @ 1/11/2006 12:01:00 PM
13 Comments:
At Thursday, January 12, 2006 7:55:00 AM,
Tim said…
I dont know, but I think they need to make another Tomb Raider. They could call it Womb Raider: The Cradle of Strife.... No, now that I think of it, I dont want a Prego Laura Croft, it just gets in the way of the cool stunts.
At Thursday, January 12, 2006 12:22:00 PM,
The Megan said…
me thinks it is the bun of a certain ex Mr. Aniston... who else's could it be... Angelina is a 'one man' sort of woman, dontchaknow???
At Thursday, January 12, 2006 12:22:00 PM,
The Megan said…
Timmy, your comment made me LOL.
At Friday, January 13, 2006 12:43:00 PM,
Sonya said…
So, do you think she is really prego?
At Friday, January 13, 2006 12:44:00 PM,
Calzone said…
dude...I'm a dragon and you are a princess, we should totally hang out. it's like destiny and shit
At Friday, January 13, 2006 12:51:00 PM,
Tumbleweed said…
Hey, I'm a Megan too, very cool! You have the best name in the whole world!!!
Calzone has a harem, it rocks!
At Friday, January 13, 2006 12:52:00 PM,
Calzone said…
Sorry Betty....I'll be over at 8
At Friday, January 13, 2006 12:53:00 PM,
The Megan said…
sonya... ummmm... YES... it has totally been confirmed by many *cough* reliable sources *cough cough*...
plus... how else do you explain the belly hmmm? i don't see Angie as the type of girl to just let her self go like that...
calzone... i refuse to chat it up with anyone who refers to me as 'dude'... you don't know me nearly well enough to be calling me that... =)
At Friday, January 13, 2006 12:55:00 PM,
The Megan said…
Megan... yes, i would have to agree w/ you... Megan is the greatest name ever... even better is the fact that you don't ad that stupid little 'h' between the 'g' and the 'a'... ick! i am totally anti-'h', LOL... =)
At Friday, January 13, 2006 2:48:00 PM,
Tumbleweed said…
I am totally anti-"h" too! My Mom knew what she was doing. Would love to know your middle name!
At Friday, January 13, 2006 6:27:00 PM,
blank profile said…
Hey, you said mouf!
That sealed the deal.
Thought you were comin' over?
My bed's a little cold.
At Saturday, January 14, 2006 8:13:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
Anti-"h"-ers of the world unite!!!
Person: With a 'C' or a 'K'?
Me: With a 'C,', but no 'h.'
Person: *head expolodes*
Me: Ew.
At Monday, January 16, 2006 11:24:00 PM,
Sandro Palacios said…
You are so funny...MUUUUAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I saw your pic in a comment somewhere. I had to see more, you are so pretty. I was looking for more pics oh well. Maybe in your myspace I can see more of you.
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