A Bit Of A Morbid Post Today
Totally piggy-backing off Lesley's MySpace Bulletin today:
Okay, so here's the deal: Find out how you end your life, the google way. Go to google, type "(your name) was killed by" and see what the end of life holds in store for you. Remember to use the quotations marks, else it wont work.
Mine was this:
"Megan was killed by a sexual predator living across the street from her."
Good... times...
On a happy note, this is my 75th post... woot woot!!
Okay, so here's the deal: Find out how you end your life, the google way. Go to google, type "(your name) was killed by" and see what the end of life holds in store for you. Remember to use the quotations marks, else it wont work.
Mine was this:
"Megan was killed by a sexual predator living across the street from her."
Good... times...
On a happy note, this is my 75th post... woot woot!!
posted by The Megan @ 1/17/2006 11:25:00 AM
15 Comments:
At Tuesday, January 17, 2006 12:02:00 PM,
Satan said…
i can tell you how you will meet your demise if you really want to know
it isnt that exciting
happy 75th post
fyi you will not make it to your 140th post plan accordingly
At Tuesday, January 17, 2006 12:27:00 PM,
The Megan said…
Satan, wanna bet??? LOL
ps your pic scares me a li'l...
At Tuesday, January 17, 2006 1:29:00 PM,
Tim said…
Tim was killed by the Undead so sayeth Google.
At Tuesday, January 17, 2006 1:30:00 PM,
Satan said…
scared
come here and let me comfort you child
i will treat you like the dirty little princess that you are
jesus christ cant give you the kind of goodies i can
after all while he was breaking fish and loaves of bread into tiny little pieces to feed people at a sermon i was off developing anal beads
and im not afraid to use them
At Tuesday, January 17, 2006 5:10:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
I shall live forever!!!!
Google asked, "Did you mean 'Christina was killed by'?"
And I said, "NO! I did not mean 'Christina'!!! Because there is no dirty, dirty 'H' in my name, you dirty, dirty Internet search engine!!!"
I am INVINCIBLE!!! I will live FOREVER!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
At Wednesday, January 18, 2006 6:36:00 AM,
James said…
James was killed by Voldemort.
I had to go to the second page of hits to get through all the hits for how Jesse James was killed by one of his fellow bandits or brother or something before being buried in his ma's backyard.
At Thursday, January 19, 2006 6:20:00 AM,
The Megan said…
hmmm... Leeann, I've recently been experiencing a problem with dead grass... and all this time I thought it was caused by the whole drought thing we are having!!
At Thursday, January 19, 2006 6:46:00 AM,
James said…
Maybe Leeann is causing the drought!
At Thursday, January 19, 2006 6:50:00 AM,
The Megan said…
*gasp*
James... I think you may be right!
At Friday, January 20, 2006 3:44:00 AM,
BadGod said…
A sexual predator would have to have some kind of sexual thing for you, right? I don't see that happening anytime soon.
At Friday, January 20, 2006 7:36:00 AM,
Tim said…
Wow, Look at the lovely posts that are popping up here at themegansblog. Maybe I am glad I dont get any weirdos randomly posting on my blog......
At Friday, January 20, 2006 9:49:00 AM,
The Megan said…
Touche Timothy.
Although... I don't see myself being much interested in the opinions of a smelly cock anytime soon...
Now... a gay cowboy... that may be a different story...
At Friday, January 20, 2006 11:46:00 AM,
Tim said…
How do you know he is a Gay Cowboy???
At Friday, January 20, 2006 11:50:00 AM,
Tim said…
Or rather why do you think he is a Gay Cowboy???
At Friday, January 20, 2006 12:17:00 PM,
The Megan said…
I ummm... erm... he told me???
I don't know... He just appears to be too cute for his own good? And when that is the case (at least for The Megan, anyway), said cute boy usually ends up not being one to be interested in the girls... in that way... nah mean??
speaking of gay cowboys, i saw brokeback mountain the other night w/ my mom... seriously... one of the best movies i have seen in i don't know how long... i literally cried the entire last 1/3 of the movie.
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