Wednesday's Random Poll

Prenuptial Agreements:

*A good way to protect your ASSets

or

*A good way to get a big FU from your significant other






Ok, I’ll just start this one off then. My heart says, WTF?? If you love someone enough that you want to marry them, ie. ‘plan to spend the rest of your life with them’, can you think of one thing less romantic (and less trusting) than a prenuptial AKA ‘just-in-case-we-end-up-divorced agreement’??… and I would have to go with the big FU.
However, my head says ‘hey dummy, dont’cha know that like 53% of all marriages end in divorce? People are just trying to cover themselves in case their wedding vows take a sharp left somewhere between “Happily” and “Ever After”’. And then I would have to say fine, fine! A prenup if you must, but with a few provisions that would make the contract null and void, namely:

*If you cheat on me, I will be forced to divorce your @$$ to keep from putting a pillow over your head while you are sleeping, and the contract is null and void
*If our divorce is caused by your controlling mother, and/or any other member of your family who can’t keep their damn nose out of our business, the contract is null and void
*If you take to hitting, pushing, or in any way attempting to take control in a physical manner over myself or our hypothetical children, I will divorce you, and the contract is null and void (and I may put the pillow over your head anyway)
*If you decide to take to spending all our money on booze, drugs, gambling and/or any other self-deprecating acts, I will be forced to divorce you, and the contract is null and void
*If you decide to turn weird and go worshipping some strange cult following (including, but not limited to: devil worshipping, Scientology, or Flying Spaghetti Monsterism), I will pray for your soul, but will be forced to divorce you, and the contract is null and void


Thus Spoke Meganthustra

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