The Hottest Kiddie Toy On The Market?? "DON'T KILL ME" ELMO

A toddler's talking book starring a lovable Muppet delivers a message more suited to a Nine Inch Nails fan:
The new book, "Potty Time With Elmo," was supposed to teach an interactive lesson using voice commands.
However, when the book's buttons are pressed, it reportedly says something it is not supposed to -- "who wants to die?" Manufacturers are stating this is due to a programming glitch, and what Elmo is really supposed to be saying it "who wants to try and go potty." Rrrrrright... I can see how these two phrases could sound the same.
Personally, I find the concept of "Potty Time With Elmo" equally as disturbing as death threats from Elmo. And secondly, I believe you must question the parenting abilities of someone who is subcontracting the potty training lesson to an Elmo book.
On a side note, I think Elmo would be a perfect candidate for a walk on role in the new Butch and Poco movie... Elmo, baby? Have your people call our people.

To hear the 'threatening Elmo clip', click here:
http://rapidshare.de/files/10290253/Who_Wants_To_Die.mp4.html

Oooh Oooh, I Want One!!!

The two most emailed photos on the internet right now, according to yahoo.com. I'll take one of each, thank you.


Two-tone cat : A Turkish cat at the Cat House Center in Van, eastern Turkey. (AFP/Mustafa Ozer)


Eight-year-old monkey Gun-Mo skates on the ice during a promotional event for the 2006 Animal Academy show, which runs until February 10 in Seoul , January 24, 2006. The monkey was drilled to skate for two weeks, the animal trainer said. REUTERS/You Sung-Ho

A Li'l Funny For Your Friday Afternoon

Me: (on the phone with the boss) Good morning Boss. I'm calling to let you know I won't be coming into work this morning.

Boss: Well, thank you for letting me know. I hope everything is ok (The) Megan?

Me: Yes, yes... I'm sure I'll be fine. It just seems I am suffering from rectal glaucoma this morning.

Boss: Rectal glaucoma, I've never heard of that before. I hope it's not too serious.

Me: Well, I'm hoping to have it cleared up by Monday.

Boss: Ok, that will be fine. Tell me (The) Megan... what exactly are the symptoms of rectal glaucoma?

Me: Well, boss... I just can't see my @$$ coming into work this morning.


TGIF!!!!

A Bit Of A Morbid Post Today

Totally piggy-backing off Lesley's MySpace Bulletin today:

Okay, so here's the deal: Find out how you end your life, the google way. Go to google, type "(your name) was killed by" and see what the end of life holds in store for you. Remember to use the quotations marks, else it wont work.

Mine was this:
"Megan was killed by a sexual predator living across the street from her."


Good... times...

On a happy note, this is my 75th post... woot woot!!

Angie girl, let's talk...

For God's sake sister - suck that sh!t in!! We all have fat days (shut yo' mouf!), my friend, but this is just icky. How do you ever expect to keep your status as the nations #1 fat-lipped-husband-stealer sporting a big ol' paunch such as this, hmmm?? Riddle me that, you little tomb raider you. Why, it looks almost as if you were sporting a 'bun' in that little 'oven' of yours, geez...

**psst...**

What's that?

I'm sorry... what's that you say?

**whisper whisper whisper...**

OH!!!! Well... congratulations, then!! Do carry on...

A New Year...... And A New Quiz

Take the quiz:
Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!)

Chandler
You make every one laugh!!! You are so funny and can always think of something great to say! Make sure you don't hurt someone with your jokes, but keep being your funny self!!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

A New Year... And A New Blog...

Now don't you worry, my pets... The Megan will not be abandoning her blogspot blog... not just yet anyway... I have, however, signed up for a myspace account which can be found by clicking here. So feel free to jump onto either of the links, and give your ol' pal Megan a shout out. Remember: Megan's need love too, ya know. Now, I know what you are probably thinking (well... maybe...). Will this blog be much like my other (Xanga) blog, created solely for the purpose of commenting on other people's blogs?? Perhaps... it's possible. Who knows, really? As Timmy says, nothing is certain...

Today has been way slow at work. I've gotten a lot of reading done, and am over halfway through w/ Wicked. I got here at 7:15 this morning (woot woot!!) so I get to leave in just a few li'l minutes... YAY!! I'm supposed to be attending a birthday party of a friend of a friend tonight at Humperdinks in Arlington, but I'm not feeling all so social right now, so I might end up staying home... we'll see.

Hope everyone is having a hunky dory New Year!!!



This is just an idea of how bored I got at work today. I took a pic of the new pink faceplates I got for my cell phone while I was talking to Timmy on the phone earlier... ain't it cute??

Wait... I just realized that everyone who actually reads this blog already received the picture I took, or was actually with me when I bought the faceplates... DOH!!!