A Li'l Funny For Your Friday Afternoon
Me: (on the phone with the boss) Good morning Boss. I'm calling to let you know I won't be coming into work this morning.
Boss: Well, thank you for letting me know. I hope everything is ok (The) Megan?
Me: Yes, yes... I'm sure I'll be fine. It just seems I am suffering from rectal glaucoma this morning.
Boss: Rectal glaucoma, I've never heard of that before. I hope it's not too serious.
Me: Well, I'm hoping to have it cleared up by Monday.
Boss: Ok, that will be fine. Tell me (The) Megan... what exactly are the symptoms of rectal glaucoma?
Me: Well, boss... I just can't see my @$$ coming into work this morning.
TGIF!!!!
Boss: Well, thank you for letting me know. I hope everything is ok (The) Megan?
Me: Yes, yes... I'm sure I'll be fine. It just seems I am suffering from rectal glaucoma this morning.
Boss: Rectal glaucoma, I've never heard of that before. I hope it's not too serious.
Me: Well, I'm hoping to have it cleared up by Monday.
Boss: Ok, that will be fine. Tell me (The) Megan... what exactly are the symptoms of rectal glaucoma?
Me: Well, boss... I just can't see my @$$ coming into work this morning.
TGIF!!!!
posted by The Megan @ 1/20/2006 10:06:00 AM
5 Comments:
At Friday, January 20, 2006 11:44:00 AM,
Tim said…
You missed your morning deadline for the title, BUT Still funny none the less.
At Friday, January 20, 2006 12:17:00 PM,
The Megan said…
why, Timothy... whatever do you mean???
At Friday, January 20, 2006 12:51:00 PM,
Tim said…
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU YOU....YOU AFTERNOON POSTER!!!!!
At Monday, January 23, 2006 1:22:00 AM,
BadGod said…
I am dying here! Oh fuck, stop! That's great!
At Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:14:00 AM,
The Megan said…
*test*
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